BIOGRAPHY

Joshua Bird is a lapse within the fickle walls of introspection. On his better days he dresses like your common house elf. He considers his birth certificate a red herring. Call this a fourth wall and he’ll show you the world.

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Joshua Bird continues to saturate the I of his I with a salvaged IBM Selectric II typewriter. His ontological speaking voice will misfire before our very eyes. He once was a mild-mannered birth certificate before the red herring. When not writing, he can be found sleeping in a simulacrum.

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